Jon Skuldt



Ways I haven't died yet 


 
Starvation
Drawing and Quartering
Mulching
Curbing
Construction Work
Cholesterol
The garrote
Leprosy
Oil or Acid-Dunking
Mugging
Hit by car or bus
The third rail
Cursing
Antibiotic-resistant bacteria
AIDS
Toaster in bathtub
Boating Problem
The ice caps
Minorities or the poor
Communists
Bad Karma
Envy
Sadness
Fright